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Advance!
April Flurry
Being Santa
Birthday
Brush Strokes
Byronic
City of Dreams
Cook and Drive
Do A Little, Leave A Lot
Ed Cases
Egg
Girl With One Track Mind (Sexhunters)
Glory Sealed
Haiku Firework
Hangover
Holiday Camp
I Fell in Love on the Northern Line
I Fought The Law and I Won
Jack Dove (Canto 1)
January Blue
Job Sonnet
Jury Service
Letter to February
Lewes (Till I Die)
Loving You
Madhouse
Meat Elegy
My Best (Wasn't Good Enough)
Odd Ends
Our Neighbours
Ownsome Valentine
Persian Sailing
Probably Not
Road Kill
Salsa
Saturday Night at the J H Tavern
Slam Door
Smoke In The Night
Snowscape
The Fight
The Last Word
The Liger
Whilst on Lose Hill
Women
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Fat Ambulance
Fat Ambulance, Fat Ambulance!
How I'd like to have the chance
To eat myself into a trance
And collapse inside you, Fat Ambulance!
Fat Ambulance! Fat Ambulance!
Two Fat Ladies at a dance!
Their arses stretch from here to France!
Take them home, Fat Ambulance!
Fat Ambulance! Fat Ambulance!
Fat people's lives you enhance!
To the help of gluttons you advance!
Call supersize 999 for Fat Ambulance!
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