Girl With One Track Mind (Sexhunters)
I Fell in Love on the Northern Line
Fluffy Bunnies and Butterflies by Tony Constantino
Fluffy bunnies and butterflies gather round,
The maiden princess tells pretty tales of fun
When from the sky, a mutant demon drops
And from his exoskeleton pulls a gun,
And sheathes it in her deepest secret place
And she, wide-eyed, splits like a hot dog bun.
Rampaging through the panicked city streets,
Nine-mil Glocks spray hell with endless clips,
Through coffee-croissant shops and twee boutiques
With blood and brains sprayed on its smiling lips,
And fluffy bunnies and butterflies around,
As through pet-shop and deli the creature rips.
D H Lawrence wrote, or so they say:
'A writer sheds his sickness in his books'
So tell me where the hypocrite now is?
I'll hunt the cockroach down and then I'll place
A dildo on the barrel of a gun
And shove it down his throat and say: 'Shed this!'
Posted: February 2009. Copyright: Tony Constantino