Girl With One Track Mind (Sexhunters)
I Fell in Love on the Northern Line
Madhouse
For eight years I've cherished a free bird,
dubbed 'London's worst comedy club' -
A bethlehem of jongleurs in a pub,
some funny, some disturbed,
Joe's Comedy Madhouse is her name:
Flashes of Genius! Nights of Shame!
Phil Nichol, Johnny Vegas, Daniel Kitson,
Comedy Terrorist, Chocolate Sandwich, Dick Durham!
The Madhouse has led a nomadic existence
through Stoke Newington, Soho, Clapham Common,
Pig-ignorant publicans shooed her on;
it did not make a jot of difference,
With the comedy business progressing fast,
how long could my maverick last?
Tonight she croaks with hue and cry;
I daresay her spirit shall never die.