Girl With One Track Mind (Sexhunters)
I Fell in Love on the Northern Line
The Liger I thought I saw a Liger
lurking in my dream,
getting saucy with a Tigron,
Goodness knows what that would bring!
A voyeuristic Zorse
espied the couple-unaware,
watching with his crony Zony -
they made a scuzzy pair.
Up popped the hippy Wolphin
like an aquine jack-in-a-box,
'Hey, man,' he said. 'What the fuss?
'They're practising safe sox!'
The Zebrand came, the Beefalo too,
and the Geep screened it all through his webcam
till the Labradoodle crossed them, barking:
'Stop! You're behaving just like humans!'